Billy Bo Bob Jean clonescool 00.03.31
Really Cool site! you guys really are crazy, you have no super evil genius clones, I would buy one in a second! just think, combine the smarts of Albert Einstein, the military instinct of Hitler and what do you get? World Domination, for me anyway! Wah ha ha ha ha! (menical laugh.)
Jennifer EggsRUs@hotmail 00.03.31
I had a hysterectomy, but I still have my ovaries. If there is an easy extraction method, I wouldn't mind donating my eggs. However, I am musical, and would insist that any clone from my ovum must take piano lessons beginning at age 4.
Wende 00.03.30
I sent a copy of this site to my mom so she could pick her next grandchild!!
George Michaels gmichaels@hotmail.com 00.03.30
I'm disturbed that you are not offering any clones of me yet. Lord knows I've been free enough with my gamete samples. I would like to contribute -- but demand a much higher fee than Michael Jackson. Leave a message with my agent. Regards, GM
Lummox Lummox@canada.com 00.03.29
I was wondering how much you would pay for cell samples from past dictators. I have a collection of evil-celebrity DNA cryogenically preserved in my basement. Just give me a call if you're interested.
Marc Abrahams marca@chem2.harvard.edu 00.03.29
We at the Annals of Improbable Research unrestrictedly and thoughtlessly support your work. Bravo.

Marc Abrahams
Editor, AIR (http://www.improbable.com)
Rodney 00.03.28
I WANT TO BE CLONED WHEN I'M 60 AND THEN HAVE MY BRAIN TRANSPLANTED INTO THE CLONE. I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER.
Michael lokikip@ains.net.au 00.03.27
You mean this is a joke?????(G)
Damn good site but I reckon the old fashioned way is more fun.
I have a clue 00.03.25
I'm very disappointed with the intelligence level of most people who've signed this guestbook; their comments scare me as much as they say cloning scares them. Seems our gene pool is getting very shallow. Well done site, however!
Kim logos10@aol.com 00.03.25
This page is great. I had always said that the only way I would ever have kids is if they could be clones of myself, and I wouldn't have to give birth!
Alice thisisimpossible@blahblah.com 00.03.24
This page is ridiculous! I just hope to god it is an attempt to show people how out of control cloning could become if we were to clone humans! Please tell me this is a joke, I'm starting to get scared!!
Babymu18 00.03.24
This was very convincinig at first. But I also think this site provides good insight on what maybe awaiting us in the near future. Very thought provoking.
Mayu cheri Hara mhara@uni.uiuc.edu 00.03.24
I like this Page.So intersting!!!Maikel J is very cheep.Wow!

arcola 00.03.24
I think that this site is very funny! i almost belived it, for a few seconds. when can i get my clone??
Dan dhedi37@hotmail.com 00.03.24
hey, dreamtech--you rule! I love cloning and I hate all those who hate it! I'm a little concerned, although, that you're selling human clones; why not give them away? They could be a slave race! Supermodels should be $10. That's all

P.S. This was a big joke, just like the page
cbelle cdevries@uni.uiuc.edu 00.03.24
i think this is a really scary site and that a lot of people in my class agree with me. at least they should. scaaarry people...
max 00.03.24
I really like this site. It is very thought-provoking. But my first reaction was to believe that it was an internet scam. you miht proclaim that it is not a real site up front. most people don't go to "about us".
alisa chibi_algae@yahoo.com 00.03.24
okay, this site is really freaky. i am glad that it is a spoof! my class went through it to use for evaluating websites and seeing if it is good and reliable. we were all scared. i do think, though, that it is a very well made site. thank you for exposing us.
Tim tim@solotics.de 00.03.23
Hi!
Everyone of us should be an individum, because everyone is wonderfull made.

cya
Alapan alapanarnab@netscape.net 00.03.21
This is the best site that UI have seen about cloning. Abvsolutely brilliant. Keep it up!

student of genetics voodoo666@gmx.net 00.03.21
i want to earn money with cloning. i think it is nothing special. beside... nice site !
zlep no.clone@zlep.net 00.03.20
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not everything that is possible should be done!

Absolutely not a clone: http://zlep.net

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Gringo 00.03.20
Donīt let this become real NEVER
Sex Machine c9800308@yahoo.co.uk 00.03.19
OK
Sex Machine 00.03.19
I am the ultimate sex machine why have a cloned baby when you can have my baby. Girls, not all at once I will run out of juice!!
Utada kasuki yaki_raphael@yahoo.com.hk 00.03.18
Oh!! thanks god. this is not real.......
but , i think may be in the future can do this.But i hope don't be real in the future.

Buck Rogers 00.03.18
Hello! Where is a clone of Jeniffer Aniston, because we need more beautiful girls in austria! Oh!!, i have no money in my pocket. Is it possible to order two for one?
Look into a future of very beautiful and very intelligent people all over the world!; but where is my and your place in the future?
X-nic Lee 00.03.18
Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
What an interesting site!!
Thanks God, it is not real...
HOPE THAT WON'T BE REAL IN SOME DAY!!
Disgusted at Site 00.03.18
I think what you're doing to God's creation is SSSSSOOOO
DISGUSTING!God made his creation so beautifully and perfect
that no human could ever replace it!Humans have messed up
the whole earth, that is why humans are cloning and
messing up more of the earth.It is so disgusting to see
that you people are aiding in this!!!(YUCK!YUCK!YUCK!)
Drew Wright drew2_drew1@drewwright.com 00.03.18
TO ALL YOU NAYSAYERS: I am the proud parent of 2 Dreamtech Babys(c), healthy, vibrant, and happy children made possible only through these advances. (See previous comment below.) Single parents are not usually eligble to adopt. But with the help of Dreamtech, and a small bit of Regis Philbin, I was able to make my dreams come true with my second child! All it took was for me to rummage the trash after his weekly colon cleansing, and come up with a few viable chunks of DNA-rich flesh. After that it was easy as pie! Now my two boys Tonga and Regis are as happy as can be, singing hymns, selling pigs for millions, and trying their own gene-splicing techniques with Dreamtech's "Children's Home Kit". What wonders will never cease!

Lots of love, Dreamy-tech! XXXOOO
hoko spam@surver.net 00.03.17
What about a clone of Bill Gates - I missed this one in your pricelist. By the way - is there any Update of myself possible with the latest clone-technology ???
Bob 00.03.17
Wow, hasn't this site bought some absolute lunatics out of their tiny closets!! Most of these responders are just literary vandals....By the way, I thought the site was brilliant!
eet a dee eatadikk@hotmale.cum 00.03.17
yeah I'd likes to clone me some sheep.....he he he..... I could clone some sheeps that looks just like you....he he
richard in Paris 00.03.17
Good on ya! Anyone who doesn't understand that this is a joke page is obviously proof that the problem with the gene pool is that there is no life guard...
Stephanine 00.03.16
Okay, I wasn't sure if this was a joke. Thank god it was. Very thoughtprovoking and a wonderful way of making us think. Thank you.
Joey Geeseph i forgot 00.03.15
I am partial to chicken nuggets with hair and beat sauce,anyway, my clone just arrived in the mail and i love that place!!!!!!!!
Katherine 00.03.15
Cloning is an entirely feasable way of colonizing other planets. Which would be cool.
Bill 00.03.14
Found you as I did a search for "surrogacy". I think you are uneducated, ignorant jerks. Maybe one day we can remove you from the gene pool.
M. Kimes 00.03.14
Interesting . . .
Actually gives a scarily legitimate picture of what's in store for us in the future.
Robert Palmer Bob@hotmail.com 00.03.13
The hell is this all about!!! Is this some kind of a big joke or what??? Isn't cloning illegal?
Julie 00.03.10
Very interesting!:)
Steve Thomsen 00.03.09
When is the Mr. T clone going to be available? I need to have my very own "B.A. Baracus" to fix my black van with the red stripe, not to mention, i need someone to wear all of the gold necklaces laying around my house.
Glenn B. Thomas Takincareofbus@hotmail.com 00.03.08
I think this is the next best thing to happen in the coming centuries!This world will be alot better off with this procedure,I beleive this in my heart..Imagine no more wrongful births and unwanted pregnancies!Dream on!Dream about the world will live in one fine day!!!
Glenn B. Thomas Takincareofbus@hotmail.com 00.03.08
I think this is the next best thing to happen in the coming centuries!This world will be alot better off with this procedure,I beleive this in my heart..Imagine no more wrongful births and unwanted pregnancies!Dream on!Dream about the world will live in one fine day!!!
stew-pid 00.03.07
Thank you for completely depriving me of any self-confidence
I might have ever had! I can't believe how stupid I must be to have believed this web site for weeks... telling everyone about it... and then it finally hit me like a brick! I have to say that this is THE most entertaining site I have seen in years - great job!
Jyhad Shadow 00.03.07
You are Idiots What if we had clones of Rebecca Seager NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jyhad Shadow 00.03.07
You are Idiots What if we had clones of Rebecca Seager NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mrs. Porter 00.03.01
Hopefully my students will learn a good lesson from this site: even the most professional-looking websites can be total malarkey. (Now tell the truth....how long did it take you to realize this site wasn't "for real?")
My name is classified so is my e-mail 00.03.01
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Nathan + Nathan + Nathan + Nathan + Nathan + Nathan + Nathan 00.03.01
I I I I I I I I love love love love love love love love cloning! cloning! cloning! cloning! cloning! cloning! cloning! cloning!
The old dum clone 00.03.01
Where's the end!!! Where will the madness stop!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Their coming for me!!! HELP!!!!!!!
The New *Sparkly* Clone 00.03.01
I knew it wasn't true from the start. Really. Ok, I thought it was real for a little while. NOW VISIT MY SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(snake....lol!)

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seemour butts 00.03.01
Help!!!!! the clone I got of michael jackson is raping children in my neighborhood. HElP!!!!!!!! my wife also beats me!!!!!