James Wicht jwicht@saint.limestone.edu 97.04.15
You guys have done all the legwork for me-this will get me
an A for my Social Problems project easily; thanks. BTW,
could you add dead Presidents to the list of celebrity
clones?
homer homer@ncs.edu.au97.04.15
At one point We had cloned ourself, but then one of us became intimidated by the others' superiority and killed the other.

Now, I'm unsure if I'm the clone or the original. Can you help me resolve this issue ? I would like to clone myself to make an archive copy, just in case I euthanize myself in a fit of jealosy at some point in the future.

Just how many times can a clone of a clone be taken before the DNA wears out ?
Mandy kittybitty@hotmail.com97.04.15
My best Friend is a clone of President Grant
Joel Malek 97.04.15
If there could on ly be more of me the world would be a better place to live. I suggest that you devote more research into me.
Frank Delin fcdelin@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu97.04.15
Truly magn ificent. I have never laughed out loud in a computer lab before today. Keep up the good work.
Shift magazine shift@pi.net97.04.14
Nice prank, guys. One of the best i've ever seen.
Martin Hornback hornback@wvc.net97.04.13
Great page. While I feel I am pro cloning there could certainly be instances where I could be opposed to the idea. There can be great things achieved by cloning also there could the potential for great harm if the wrong persons were cloned.
But technology will be expanded at every point there is a chance for man to make a breakthrough. Cloning is just one more example of how man has confounded himself by being able to do what was supposed to be impossible!!! Enjoyed your sight.
Randall C Willis willis@gandalf.psf.sickkids.on.ca97.04.11
An enjoyable read which will hopefully cause a g reat deal of
discussion. This site will feature highly in an article on
Internet sites of interest in a future issue of Aliquotes,
a magazine which I run and for which I write. I expect
to be back often to see how you develop your lists of genetic donors and any extra links which crop up.

Keep up the good work...Randy
phule phule@geocities.com97.04.11

This site is great. I wonder how long it will be before I am able to mix-and-match genetic data to get the "perfect" person.

"say, a little Sandra Bullock...add a dash of Cindy Crawford, throw in a bit of..." etc.

-phule

Keep up the cloning
Keep up the clowing

Born Free 97.04.11
I am interested in opening up a franchise laboratory in So. California. As you probably know, we need more So. Californians all over the world. I've thought of the competition to this business, such as UC Irvine Fertility Clinic, cosmetic surgeons, Higher Source, etc. I think we can provide a distinct and valuable service to this communit y.

Let me know the rates to open up a franchise.

Future Business Partner,

Born Free
Bob boB 97.04.11
Congratulations on y our booming business. I'm planning on using my kid's college fund for your Bruce Lee clone, once that is available.
Jan witkowsk@cshl.org97.04.10
Your list of licensing agreements is impressive but I am disappointed that No bel Laureates are not available. Not everyone female wants to be a sex symbol like Cindy nor every male a hunk like Pierce. Let's get beyond these physical stereotypes to things more cerebral with a Nobel Laureate or two. And have you thought of cloning u sing DNA extracted from those who have moved on and did not have the benefit your services? I wouldn't mind having a few Charles Darwins aorund the house.
Terry 97.04.10
There are some people that come to this sight and do not get it. IT IS NOT REAL PEOPLE !! Although I think it would be a great idea. I ,like another commentor, am doing a debate on cloning. There are a lot of questions that have been answered for me, but even more to ask now. You have done a great job on this sight. Keep up the good work.
Brian Morton b_morton@douglas.bc.ca 97.04.09
wow!! unbelievable!! You know the old saying, "there are only two kinds of people in the world - the Scottish and those that wanna be". Now all of those wannabes have a chance at becoming Scottish. Great work guys - keep it up!!
Phil Maggs pesum@sinesurf.co.nz 97.04.09
do you produce small body parts ????
like tongue in cheeks

Beda4 insane@sylum.com97.04.09
When will you people see??? Cloning is the worst thing that humans have ever done! I always feel so persecuted. I try to hide the fact that I'm a clone, but people always seem to find out. Just think about this. What kind of person wants to date a clone? I'm just an experiment! There are so many problems with being a clone. I wish I was never even made. Now excuse me while I drive off the nearest cliff!
Andre Kalden akalden@compuserve.com97.04.08
As author of the bestseller "The Perfect Child" * I am very impressed by your great site! This business is booming, I can tell you. Bulls eye!

Andre Kalden ;-)

PS I sincerely hope you'll get the Elvis licensing agreement soon!

Katy rltietz.com97.04.08
There is no way I want someone else with the same tastes as myself running around! Imagine the troubles with men, apartments, applications and auctions. I wouldn't want the competition. Unless, of course you could clone all of the preceding as well.
J.-M. Seydoux seydoux@iware.ch97.04.08
In fact I am already a clone. I just want to clone my original to see how he will react!

Another point: Do you clone aliens?
Big Nothing big.nothing@bigger.com97.04.08
This is really great! At last a commercial cloning-facility! I tried to clone myself in my own lab some two years ago, but it didnt work out at all... the clone became stubborn and egoce ntric. Not at all like me... The only thing we had in common, was the beautiful looks... I had to put him down.. I have now started saving money, and looking forward to the day i can clone myself at Dream-Tech! I have a question: Do we get a group-discoun t if there are many people ordering cloning together? and: do you clone siamese twins?
Erik tripping@whoever.com97.04.07
Cloning is great! Now i ca n clone my grandfather. he is dead, and i miss him. now, he'll be around forever. I just need to save some money. Donations are welcome. inquire at the above email address. Thanks!
Brandi B brandi1@airmail.net97.04.07
This is so funny. i can' t believe i almost thought this was real!!! Until i got to those testimonials (well, i was questioning before that!)
Bob2 97.04.07
I was really getting excited about the possibilities of cloning, until I found out that you won't clone Hester, my pet Black Mamba. And I've been keeping his DNA lying around the house and everything!

James Hill jhill@zebra.net97.04.07
Congratulations! Your site is en tertaining, thought provoking and well designed. This subject gives rise to the need for a "Cloning Rights Agents" to represent notable figures in cloning license negociations. Not the mention a possible career in the growing "Genetic Copy Protection" ind ustry! Keep up the good work. By the way, I got here through a memtion in Netsurfer Digest.
Chevy Ricketts 97.04.07
You are to be congratulated on your successful enterprise. However, a clone has limited usefulness unless it can be trained consistently and completely in its owner-planned vocation. I forsee a secondary industry spawning. A clone orientation center, "day-care for clo nes", if you will, is necessary to assist clone purchasers who haven't eighteen years to spend indoctrinating their purchase. Moreover, I would think that staffing such a school would become easier over time, as the early clones grow into adulthood, they could take over task of instruction, having had years of experience and training in servitude themselves. A properly trained Miss World would be worth her weight in gold as a trainer of blossoming Miss Worlds...
succubus 97.04.07
I have been writing a paper on cloning (pro) and although I
realize the satirical nature of this cite, I have found many
helpful arguments to aid me in my paper.
I have also learned a few useful applications for cloning
besides just creating a race of Narcissus-like people.
Thanks
David Naugler dnaugler@sfu.ca97.04.06
When the cloning business becomes established, I sure hope they can match the quality of this site. Any claim that this site is a parody is mistaken. The ideas stirred up here are likely to make human cloning much more likely. Think of the profits. Legal prohibition never stopped anything.
Elmyra Duff elmyra@cuteandcuddly.com97.04.06
What's the matter with a little cloning, hmmm?
*love* Elmyra Duff
anonymous 97.04.06
I can't believe how many people don't seem to relize this site is a parody, a joke, not real!
...But, for the sake of argument:
My view point is cloning should be limited to livestock
& human organs.
nik dahl nik@chaospro.com97.04.05
the advances in our knowledge of the subject alone should be a good enough reason to continue researching the subject of cloning. Personally, I don't see any "ethical" problems in cloning, but thats just me.
[Char] bruce@thirdwave.net97.04.04
I'm glad to see I can now create clones of myself. Is there some kind of lotion you can put on them to accelerate the growth so my clones can go to work for me by Monday?
Spokane Jim 97.04.04
We must... band together! We must... organize! We must... clone as many people as possible! That way, by the year 2050, we will have an overwhelming majority over the anti-clonists.

Jim (pro-choice/pro-cloning)
Patricia 97.04.04
You have done a su per job of reflecting my feelings about cloning --------- a great big joke! :-)
Paul paul@li.net97.04.04
How much for an exact copy of Cindy Crawford,and could you put her on "lay-away" until she`s about 25?:-))
Stuff Em 97.04.04
Why are people (see immediately below) confusing organ transplants with cloning? I blame the media - they explain about Dolly the sheep and mention organ cultivation in animals as a possible ramification. Which is, of course, bullsh*t, because tampering with the animal DNA to make the animals produce human organs is genetic engineering, not c loning. Biotech firms are keen on cloning because it means they won't have to do the same genetic engineering process over and over again, since copying the done critters will be simpler. Nowhere does slavery come into the picture, except in your misguide d little mind.
Hardy Hardy1111@aol.com97.04.04
Hmm........just like any thing else it seems that this is going to be a possibility sometime in the future(or is a possibility). this brings up some interesting questions to mind, but they all end up coming to the same question, "where does it all stop in the end?"
Cloning, like all tech. can be used for good or evil, the only distinction is how you see its use. For instance, wouldn't it be great to be able clone yourself in case you needed a transplant due to some injury? "Hey Bob, don't worry, we'll just tr ansplant your clones arm onto you, after all that's what you got him for." Hmmm.......makes you think, Bob now thinks cloning is a great idea, but what if your clone could talk(this is assuming a situation where the Bob2 was 'put on ice' so his brai n wasn't fully developed. I don't think Bob2 would like the idea of losing an arm just because he was a clone.
Hey! Another good point! Would you own your clone? Hmm.......would that consitute slavery? Let's see, it could be your clone is a slave until you die then he assumes your role in life and has all the priv. or a 'real' person....hmm...I see murde r stats. increasing dramatically.

All in all, who can say right or wrong, where to stop? I guess we'll(humanity) will just have to bumble through, after all we've got through everything else(haven't we?)
Raparian 97.04.04
There are some people who won't eat pizza unless it comes from Pizza Hut or Dominos. Some people won't buy a burger unless it comes from MacDonalds. They won't take a vacation unless they have been there before, always buy Fords, paint their houses white, or get upset if the barber takes a day off on the third Thursday.

Why worry about biological clones? In the U.S. conciousness is being cloned: T.V., mass-media, USA Today, advertizing agencies, Calvin Klein, Liz Claiborn, Wal-mart, Chili's, Olive Garden, Better Homes and Gardens Realty, Home Depot, the list goes on and on. Our thoughts are being cloned, our gardens, our food -- our lives. We are not resisting it. Or are we?

A Clear-headed Guy 97.04.04
Two questions:
1) Do you have any licensed literary figures (say, for example, science-fiction writers)?
2) Is there any volume discounting available?
Robert W. St. G. Fisher, IV fisher@radonc.unc.edu97.04.04
Will your company be offering selective organ/tissue cloning anytime soon? A spare heart would be nice, and it would be ready about the time my old one started showing some wea r and tear.....Some extra knees might also ensure my skiing won't suffer as well....In addition, I'd like to have my brain cloned and put on ice, so to speak.......

just kidding about the brain, actually.
Bart Chandler 97.04.04
Hey, no human should be responsible for making another. We should leave that to nature. Besides, the traditional way is much more fun (if you know what I mean *wink*)!
Pete Ochabski 97.04.04
Could you put my heads on Arnold Shwartzeneggers body?
Eddie Murphy XXVIII XXVII@eddies.com97.04.04
Your site created an enourmous outbreak of laughter around the water cooler where printouts of the pages hang. We love it! The most popular question in the office seems to be "can we get a group discount if we have all our pets cloned at once?" and the funniest question was "Are you the folks who cloned the first PC ?

LOL!!
Corporate Aparatchick tzadic@storm.ca97.04.04
Clone people, clone opinions, clone debates,clone religions. What will the neighbours think, assuming that they can. As your unending babble rises into the ether, why worry about cloning. You're all the same anyway.
James Douglas Morrison 97.04.03
It's about time Mr mogo-rizing came to light now that we have the tecnology to clone
Tormod Guldvog tormodg@online.no97.04.03
Clone me! Clone me!
Glen gcowles@connect.ab.ca97.04.03
Very interesting, i was looking forward to my clone however.HAH -Hah
It really isn't a question of is it possible just a question of when? Perhaps, it has been done as indicated by a Belgian doctor; with a rubbing method during an "invitro" transfer. It does open one's eyes to the possibilites so now the question should be what are we going to do with this knowledge? Time tells all ... slowly :-)
TTFN Glen

Pat 97.04.03
Very good site. It almo st fooled me. The thing that
bothers me the most is that this page looks *better* than
a lot of business websites. Do you guys do html for
companies? Or what?

On the subject of cloning: I think it's kind of an
interesting idea, but I also think that the ethical
questions should be examined v-e-r-y carefully. I know
that laws are being enacted to prevent it, but I think
that if it weren't for those laws, scientists and any
old goober who's smart enough to turn a profit might
start cloning people wholesale. And then maybe this page wouldn't be such a spoof, hmmm?

Oh yeah, I think *much* more clearly than I write.
David 97.04.03
Cloning another human is unethical and immoral. We need to leave things like this in the hands of God.
HI I WANT TO HAVE A CLONE MADE OF MOSES BECAUSE I WANT MY KID TO LIVE 900 HUNDRED YEARS OLD
Robert Mark Waugh rmw@netscape.com97.04.03
Twiggy 97.04.02
This is awful! You can't keep cloning people! You can't expect clones of dead people to act like the real people who we re alive! I read about the girl whose best friend died and her mom got a new daughter, and know the friend told her that she doesn't like carrots! This is a bunch of crap. You arn't GOD. You can't do this. The scientists shouldn't clone either. Don' t you know this is illegal! :(
Anonymous? not in our world 97.04.02
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromasome left alone.
And when he is grown,
My very own clone,
Will be thinking of nothing but sex.

(sung to the tune of Home on the Range)
(thanks to Berkeley Univ)

"Double, double toil and trouble;"...if they cloned me it
would be.
Albatross 97.04.02
I have to do a cloning debate for my speech class, and this is just the kind of absurdity that I'm sure I will have to contend with. I may use some of this material in a dramatized reading. When completed, I'll report back with the results.
Rev. Alan Kelchner adkelch@aol.com97.04.02
Thank you for this creative website! I'm leading a study group on biomedical issues and religion, and we're going to use your DreamTech simulation. It's thought-provoking. There are lots of us thinking, open-minded Christians out there who are struggling to have our theology keep up with the fast pace of science.
Bruce Fisher bef@ssnet.com97.04.02
So, like, isn't there supposed to be some kinda world population growth problem - without adding cloning as a way to incr ease it?? Also - Rush asked me if there might be a way to do some volume business with you in making millions of ditto heads; he is somewhat bent outta shape since our local station in Delaware dropped him, and wants to see if he can go high tech with yo u guys!
shankar shankar@xko.dec.com97.04.02
Hey,
Fundo work.... !!!! Well though there will be a
disaster if more than one of me are around, it
will be fun to give a hard time to the rest of the
world :*) .. BTW, I could do with a cindy crawford
myself.... :*)

cheers
shankar.
CLONE IIvx6 97.04.01
Speaking from a point of view not necessarily evident in previous respondents, I feel I must add to the conversation: bein g a clone is the most wonderful thing that ever happened to me. Indeed it is arguably the *only* thing that ever happened to me. I love being a clone. If you're anti-clone, you're anti-human. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.