TexasLimey Lerway@juno.com 97.06.25
The Pope said that only God can make a soul; that cloning will not produce one.
Questions: Since He apparently provides souls for conception-births, will He also provide souls for clone babies? Will He know the difference? Spiritually speaking, is there a difference? Will He care?
Rachel Barr rbarr@muse.sfusd.k12.ca.us 97.06.20
I had my cat neutered and am unable to breed him. I was actually semi-seriously researching the possibility of having him cloned....availability, cost, etc. Too bad this is a spoof, I'd PAY the $400 to have another one of him!
Chicken-O-Farm 97.06.19
Crazy as ever! We don't like any Remorse-O-PoorMan not pederastian director.

Pepet-O-YearLost 97.06.19
I was remorseless until I made a clone of myself and realised that he could study and get viced as well as I did.
Now, I'm director of a pederastian chicken farm.
bman 97.06.18
once the chickens find out about this they will conquer teh earth
Barbara B. 97.06.18
I have a new marketing idea for you: CK1. Better than anything Calvin Klein could EVER put out, DreamTech's Can o' Klones 1 would make you a household name. Sold in Sears department stores around the globe and endorsed by Bob Villa, CK1 would make you a household name!

(By the way I want royalties from any profits made with the CK1 idea, ok?)
loco 97.06.16
cool
Sovereign Paimon sovpaimon@hotmail.com 97.06.13
I have instructed my Swiss bankers to stand by for a $8 billion transfer to your accounts for purchase of a
clone army. Please let me know where to ship uniforms so they do not attract attention by traveling naked. Thank you.
Bill Clinton 97.06.12
If I had a clone I could blame that sexual harassment
stuff on my clone, right?
Fred Flintstone 97.06.12
Are you able to clone from old motion picture film?
I am getting really old and would like to be transfered
to modern video or whatever it is that they call it.

Please send me fees for same via e-mail
Marsha Tyner 97.06.11
Do you think you could clone someone who looks just like me and also the same age so my clone could go to work for me every day? And also send me a clone of JFK Jr. (money included).

GREAT PAGE, GUYS!!!
Tina Kloner 97.06.11
Your website blew me away. I read the entire thing in total disbelief, wondering "What will they think of next?" it was almost a disappointment to get to the end and find out (for sure) that it was all a spoof. Why don't you add O.J. to your Designer C lone order form and feature him as a "Special of the Month" and charge $0? Better yet, he'll pay YOU to clone him.
Paul Cook cookp@cloneME.com 97.06.10
HAHA...this site is awsome!!! Hook me up with an Angie Everhart Clone!!!



Lenin 97.06.09
Now, this is what I call humor! Great job, guys!
Albert Einstein 27th 97.06.09
good joke!..really!
nina leippo@suction.com 97.06.02
Thanks for the new butt! I feel sorry for my clone though -- she's having a hard time sitting down. We've made a little clone swing for her, I think I'm going to give myself a boob job in the near future. She doesn't need hers..heck, she can't even go out ! Once again, thanks!