s. 98.12.29
Great site, Actually I was looking for a real possibility of cloning. When I found DreamTech I thougth wat a relief. Unfortunally it's only a fake. I wish it was true. It probably will became true anyway in a couple of decades but then I would have to look for a surrogate mother as well for my baby because I would be too old to give birth. It rises expenses.

I tell you, I think I can give a better upbringing to a child who is genetically identical to me. Because I can estimate better how this person will feel, and wich mistakes it will be likely to make. So that I can protect and understand this child better. And prevent it from making the same foults as I did. However eventually it will develope in to a quite different person. I don't mind it. If I would help this child to learn from my life so that it could live longer helthier and better life.

Des`ree francois@kisser.net.au 98.12.26
All I have is one question.


Is there like an instruction book on what and how to feed your new clone. Where do they sleep? In the laundry?

Kandi Forlam 98.12.19
I plan to take over the world in a society of female clones. They'll all be of me, and we'll make more females by cloning too. If we ever need a male, we'll take some skin from the frozen body of my arch enemy - Richard Brayson - and make a clone. You WILL fear me, or DIE!

Dr Fronkensteen 98.12.17
What would be the price to clone lets say 10000 specimens? I have a little plan involving guns, world supremacy and mass destruction. These are males only of course and that demands the same amount of female specimens. These actions must be taken to secure the race of man-kind after I smoothly wipe everyone off this planet. Except for me and my 20000 supreme beings. Would it be possible to make them with built-in weapons and titanium alloy? That would make me so happy. I am very hhappy that you have thiz zervize zo I *hrrm* this service so I can rule ze world *hrrrm* the world zu morgen *HRRRM* tomorrow. Long live ze new breed of my warrior-maggots!!
/Supreme Maggot Fronkensteen #1

Chris A. 98.12.17
Cloning is another way science (primarily *men* with white coats) can rape mother nature by plunging their scalpels and instruments into a woman's womb and then her own genes. Scientists have always been interested in technological advancements and progress just because it can be done w/ disregard to morality, ethics, etc.., issues we'll have to face when they introduce it to society and lead us down a slippery slope to horrors like eugenics, like they tried to do in WW2, and designer babies. Sure, they say it helps infertile couples, but the advantages are insignicant compared to the tragic consequences we'll have when it becomes incorporated into our society. It's just a bullshit excuse for scientists and doctors to make heaps of money off desperate and stupid couples/clients or for scientists to get national fame, or research acclaim. I say too bad, if you can't make children. why don't you adopt a baby or kid, when there's so many out there? Anyways, we throw away hundreds of babies everyday. There should be enough to go around.

By the way, souls are not clonable...wonder if God will even put a real soul in cloned human beings, considering its an affront to him and the very act of creating human beings.

Loved your site guys, really entertaining

K C Saff saff@uiuc.edu 98.12.17
When will I be able to order completely custom-designed life-forms? I think this would be a great new medium for artistic expression.

Lauri O'Haver laurimo@hotmail.com 98.12.11
I think that this site is the most hysterical thing I have ever read. My college Biology teacher pointed this site out to me. We had a great discussion about it. The terminololgy used and the facts sited are outstanding. I swear that I almost believed it myself! I commend everyone involved.

dill 98.12.11
This things fake give it up.Go get a real life of your self

Rachel Abraham Atrueblue@aol.com 98.12.10
This site was great!! I am in a science writing class and we had to evaluate an "off-the-wall" science web site. When I presented this site to my class, we couldn't stop laughing. They thought it was hysterical. Great job!!

Danielle dhickie@hotmail.com 98.12.10
Well howdy. I've always wanted five breasts, and I'd like to see 'Dreamtech' do some more work with grafting cloned body bits onto already living bodies.
Some people I know also are in dire need of a functioning brain, pre-programmed to be nice, thoughtful and take the garbage out. Could 'Dreamtech' make bits that had inbuilt functionality enhancements?

blow me 98.12.10
You are crazy mother fuc_ers hello get a life

girl2025 girl2025@hotmail.com 98.12.09
Great Web page! it was a great relief to see the humour in the issue. two thumbs up!

Just call me fruitarian fruitarian@bigpond 98.12.06
Wish Bill Gates $100m charity would support enviro-science. See my web page. http://homepages.infoseek.com/~ahimsafruitarian/ahimsafruitarian.html Notice that to restore ecosystems by year 2050 there could be a shortage of rare symbiotic animals - nectavores/pollinators and frugivore seed dispersers unless they could be clonned because they will not already have any life support system untill the new forests have matured to flowering and fruiting. Therefore alot of clones from the whole genepool of symbiotic plants and animals will be needed to be ready to be activated when the trees flower and fruit, thus to initiate ecological dynamics of new non-predatory food systems in the new forests. Non-predarory food systems allow aquisition of essential food provisions without destruction of protoplasm. Did you know :ripe fruits are not made of protoplasm, else factories could clone ripe fruit pulp.

Just call me fruitarian fruitarian@bigpond.com 98.12.06
The spirit of any thing is supposed to prevail over the material world, therefore power to exercise will is more important than preservation of material things, but life support systems take priority. My mother's dog was accidently poisioned ate a bait meant for wild pigs when I visited a bananna farm and I froze cells from him in liquid nitrogen in 1985. The dog would have wanted his genes passed on, so if I could get him cloned it would be good. My son was confisicated by the government in 1995 and adopted out with no contact allowed with me, if there had been more children available for adoption the government would not have wanted to separate my son from his natural parents. Now my son born uin 1994 is not allowed to meet his sisters born in 1996 and 1998. Only self centred people that love power over others would oppose cloning. The fools who oppose cloning dont realize that the real breakdown of ethics is due for the support of predation of nature. They don't realize that nature invented a genetic expression technology that allows humans to superceed predation of the natural world. If any billionares are reading this trust me to provide you with top advice. You can do the world a great benefit by recognizing a special class of inventions by nature called high nutrient fruits. The world desperately needs reforestation with special high nutrient fruits that provide high quality protein and vitamins and minerals like Jessenia bataua fruits and Baobab fruits and many more. This is the most profound opportunity to aquire protein and nutrients with destruction of protoplosm and therefore without predation if new fruitarian forests are grown. The role of the billionare is simply to pay for the analysis of all of the world,s suspect high nutrient fruits so the really important ones are not overlooked. Hey you billionares wanting to do charity: if you work with me you can advance and really achieve more if you want to support symbiotic transition of mankind to help reforest the Earth with super-high nutrient fruits so humans can love to work with nature, otherwise the world is doomed to loose its ecosystems and natural dynamics to support life and biodiversity. Finally I worry that the dates in the testimonials don't match advances in cloning: like the three years mentioned in the Melbourne example. I am not sure if this Web page is real yet in 1998 but cloning is good for the spirit to be free to give life to genotypes that have been lost by failures and you want to try to turn time back. In dogs the genetic traits of compatibility would be evolving to suit the love of their owners, - why not preserve and continue evolving genetic traits of kinship between species. Cloning allows one to focus dedication and love to the genotype whose life is accidently cut short which often happens with pets and propably people. Cloning is not predatory or evil. I'll bet the people who oppose it are predatory and evil,- not wanting others to have a chance to extend their love with the power of knowledge. My partner who also adopted out my only son, opposes cloning. I live with her but she was a docter cum prostitute. She now has two daughters. She once also stabbed me 6 cm in the neck while I was asleep but I survived and she got off that which is ok really. I dont want a brocken family but I dont know if she will allow me to have a harem. Hey ladies, if you're a scientist into Fruitarian Earth reforestation, maybe I could start a secret relationship on the side as my parter has two daughters so maybe she will be ok. Only trouble is I dont work or provide income so only reply if you somehow would be the provider, but Im not young -aged 45. Prostitutes here in Australia make good money as much as lawyers and more than doctors.

bahamut 98.12.06
YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED!!
as if you can get the genes of famous people like michael jorden or cindy crawford!
anyway, cloning people has not yet been done....whoever belives this piece of shit of a webpage is crazy!
WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU????!!!!




Sarah Nichols 98.12.03
Many people don't realize that our bodies are constructed of trillions of clones. Each of our cells is the cloned descendant of the fertilized egg from which we developed. Cloning goes on within your body constantly. If you did not produce clones of your cells, you could not heal, fight off infection, or renew your blood supply.

Huy Trinh h-trinh@nwu.edu 98.12.03
Awesome website! You guys put a lot of work into this and hopefully, people do recognize the harms of cloning.

Matthew Beck mbeck@awl.com 98.12.03
If cloning is good enough for an amoeba, it's good enough for me.

FatimaSatire fatimasatire@excite.com 98.12.02
I hate to say it, but this is where our future is headed if we support cloning. Multi-billion dollar businesses harping loudly about how they can solve your infertility problems.
I know this sounds harsh, but if you are infertile, then there must be a reason for it....

Skittle Mouse lnichols@mssm.org 98.12.02
I like this page and what it has to offer. It shows that you can't take cloning as such a serious issue. People are going to do this no matter if it is illegal or not...now we just have to wait and see who does it. Going so far as to pick out your childrens genes...a little much but it may be interesting. I would like to be a genetic engineer. so this may be in my line of work.

Natalie 98.12.01
I HATED THIS WEBSITE >>>>>>> EVERYONE IS SUPPORTING CLONING. GET SOMEONE WHO IS AGAINST IT!!!!!!!!!!

Julia 98.12.01
I am doing a persuasive essay on cloning and need information. So I would like it if i could find out where there might be some that is use full. Oh i also need some quotes from scientist or doctors who are agaist it. Thanx Julia


Veronica Mc Cormick velvet@mail.kmsp.com 98.12.01
I thought this was a real website at first but then realized that people are to stupid to do something like this

Matt Hyatt DaBiggPun@AOL 98.12.01
I think this is so stupid....why do people waste their time making this website, or even look at it ...GET A LIFE.

Matt Hyatt DaBiggPun@AOL 98.12.01
I think this is so stupid....why do people waste their time making this website, or even look at it ...GET A LIFE.

Matt Hyatt DaBiggPun@AOL 98.12.01
I think this is so stupid....why do people waste their time making this website, or even look at it ...GET A LIFE.