From Jay Bunt, Kentucky, USA

My wife and I always dreamt of having a large family. But when my daugher was born with complications, the doctors told my wife she would never have children again, and my wife started to suffer from chronic depression. Then, one day, I read about DreamTech in the local newspaper. I immediately called, and in less than a year little Bethany got a sister just like her, only two years younger. We are doubly happy because the doctors said this would never happen. Thank you for making our dream come true. I look forward to ordering Beth III as soon as we've paid off our loan for Beth II.

Wooo-hooo, life can be good! But I never expected it. Although moderately successful as the owner of a small business, I knew I didn't have much hope of being accepted by society because of my bulbous nose and extreme shortness. Neither I nor my wife (who has also suffered in the looks department) wanted to have children, because we knew they'd go through the same painful experience of being ridiculed in school, which we had had to endure. But then I heard about Clones-R-Us. I immediately made an appointment, and spent a delightful afternoon going through photographs of your catalog. We finally agreed on Miss Italy '88. Now, thanks to my beautiful daughter, my life is full of joy!!

My name is Tina Merker. I am 8 years old. My best friend is Jill. Jill knows all my secrets! We play together all the time. Three years ago Jill got run over by a Nissan. Mummy told me Jill went to Heaven and that she was happy there. But I wanted to play with Jill so I was sad. Then Jill's Mummy cloned Jill with Dreamy Techies and Jill was born all over. Now I am friends with Jill again! She is a bit younger now so I am like her big Sister. I keep having to tell her things! Like yesterday we had her over and she was eating carrots, so I reminded her she hates carrots. But I am bigger than her so I can make her do what I want, which is nice! Thank you for cloning Jill.

From Sheikh Ahmed Mansouri Bin Mahmoudi, Oman

I used to spend a lot of money, millions of dollars, buying thoroughbreds, or sending my mares to stud farms. Of course, I have more money than I know what to do with, but it was so tiring to go to the bank all the time and make the arrangements for transferring the money. Also buying things from foreigners is boring because they don't know how to haggle. Anyway, thanks to DreamTech, I have to buy horses no more - you cloned my stable of race winners, and now I have no less than 200 Derby winners to choose from. At least 30 are always in peak condition. Thanks to you I have won first, second, and third place in every major race this year. I am very satisfied with the services you have provided me.

From Vicky Di Nanti, Melbourne, Australia

When my daughter Maria disappeared, I immediately suspected my mother-in-law. Maria and Bernadette hated each other, and Bernadette, while pretending to be concerned about Maria's disappearance, was acting strange. Then the police found Maria's body -- it was badly mutilated, and the detective told me that she had probably been stabbed with a small fruit knife, first once deliberately, and then repeatedly in a panicked frenzy when Maria refused to die. I asked Bernadette what had happened to the silver paring knife we used to have. She never answered, but the police dismissed my claims after a perfunctory interrogation. Anyway, to forget our grief my husband and I decided to have another child, and my husband suggested we clone Maria. I loved the idea, and agreed to be implanted with an embryo prepared by DreamTech. When Melanie was born, our joy was even greater than the first time, and I have spent three wonderful years raising her. An added bonus is that Bernadette became so distraught whenever she saw little Melanie, she finally had a nervous breakdown and turned herself in. I owe it all to Dream Technology International!